Interview With The Jihadi

So what's a terminated terrorist to do, except hit the interview circuit?

But you know what's really comical? This:

"Zarqawi was a loose cannon who gave al Qaeda in Iraq a bad name with gruesome beheadings...."

Do these throatslitters really believe they can play good cop / bad cop with us? (Us warmongers, I mean.) I hope this is our perpetual answer to their atrocities.