Some library humor found online, in honor of Miriam the Librarian's interview.
"Can't you just look it up on the computer?"
"Why don't you buy better copiers?"
"I wish I was a librarian, so I could read all day."
"I know you want to go back to your coffee and magazine, sweetie, but I'm in a hurry."
"I'm a taxpayer!" [This declaration being repeated every third sentence on a routine problem resolution] [Correct response: "What a coincidence--so am I!"]
"I know you can't give legal advice. I'm not asking for legal advice. I just want your opinion of what it says here in the code."
"I know you can't give tax advice. I'm not asking for tax advice. I just want to know which tax form I need, and how to fill it out."
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