Thursday, February 08, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith dies

What a sad story. And what a hanging curve ball for a natural born puritan like me. First, her grown son drops dead right in front of her. Now her infant daughter will grow up with no mother and a courtroom full of gold-digging paternity litigants for a father.

I can only hope her case will have a dissuasive effect on girls considering a career as a glitzy bimbo. She would have been better off remaining a white trash waitress down in Texas, and keeping her boobs to herself.

What did she die of? Probably coroners don't write "a broken heart" in that field of the report, anymore. But I'll bet that was a contributing factor. RIP.

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