Hamas Sweeps Palestinian Elections

So. The party of suicide bombers, the party of shooting kindergartners in their beds, the party whose hands are smoking with the blood of hundreds of murdered Jews--this party is now in control of a whole actual national government.

So...

Let's have a song, shall we? I've posted this littley ditty around the blogosphere for a couple of years now, but it deserves its own post, and there's no better occasion than the election of Killbot Nation.

To the tune of Joe Walsh's "Rocky Mountain Way":

Splodeydopes are
causing us dismay
Hamas is gettin' dire
Screw the peace creeps
It's way past time to say
Time to open fire

And we don't need the UN
Crying 'cuz the story's sad
'Cuz the Hellfire Missile Way
Is better than the way we had

Well he's threatening this
And he's threatening that
Sayin' we're easy prey
TV airs his chatter
The Apache swoops in and the taxi goes splat!
Car swarm's on the way
But nothin's left but splatter

And we don't need the UN
Crying 'cuz the story's sad, uh huh
Hellfire Missile Way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey, hey